Tomorrow, known as le quatorze juillet in France and Bastille Day in the rest of the world, is the day when shooting begins for my short film Coming Home. The actors, screenwriter (moi) and film crew are in Paris, and the director is in Washington DC. What could possibly go wrong?
If you’re wondering why you haven’t heard from me recently, here’s why. Forgive me the cliche but it’s been a rollercoaster ride and it’s not over yet.
It was back in April when my filmmaker friend, who seems to spend his time in the air between LA and DC but with occasional stops in Paris or London, asked me to write a 15 minute script for my actress friend Holly-Rose Clegg. She starred in our one woman show that Katie Haigh Mayet and I took to the Edinburgh Festival in 2017 (yes, folks, it was that long ago). The director filmed Holly earlier this year in this short remake of a scene from The Joker with Joaquim Phoenix.
After that, he was determined to submit a short film to next year’s Cannes Film Festival. He wanted it to have a European feeling, imagining Holly on a French train, and that was my only guidance. He was determined to direct the film online because this is his vision for the future of cinematography. The next thing you know, I’d written a screenplay about a couple who meet on a dating app but who realise that they can never be together. To tell you more would be a spoiler alert…
Once Holly and the director decided, much to my surprise, that it was all systems go, we set out to find the other actor who would play with her in the film. That’s another story which I can’t share with you just yet. But I immediately realised that despite knowing nothing about the film industry, with the director in another country I would have to navigate the French film industry from bottom to top by myself, even though I was “only” the screenwriter. I had to find a film crew, get filming permissions, advise on locations, find extras, organise catering, and find a hairdresser and makeup artist. And that’s just for starters.
By a stroke of luck, or fate, my downstairs neighbour in Paris happens to teach cinematography and she literally taught me the A to Z of filmmaking in France, for which I am eternally grateful. But I add to that the friends who have given their time to support us as well as the complete strangers who have helped me jump through hoops when I thought the whole project was going to crash to the ground.
Tomorrow morning is D-Day. Before our rehearsal today, I’d been out printing forms at a place open on Sundays and buying an external drive capable of swallowing all the footage we want to upload. When we auditioned the second actor for the film, my eyes were damp with tears at the chemistry between the two of them. The director said to me that when we shoot the film, “you will shed tears of joy.”
In three days, we’ll know whether that’s true…
